A video made by none other than Itsjustsomerandomguy.
“Hey, I’m a marve… WOW!!!!” HAHAHA XD
Deadpool’s funniest moments in Hulk vs Wolverine.
My favorite part is when he has his arm cut off and he says, “Oh god, now it’s upsidedown.” I LOL at that soooo much!!!! Deadpool rocks!!!!
Dark spiderman- do the girls actually go for your insane babble
deadpool-about as much as your attempts at self deprecating humour
spidey-so then it doesn’t work
deadpool-no not at all but i found an online dating service that is really good
spidey- cool whats it called
arcade- will you please get busy and destroy him spiderman
spidey-oh yeah sorry guess i have to kill you now
deadpool- okay but im going to really miss me when im gone
deadpool-about as much as your attempts at self deprecating humour
spidey-so then it doesn’t work
deadpool-no not at all but i found an online dating service that is really good
spidey- cool whats it called
arcade- will you please get busy and destroy him spiderman
spidey-oh yeah sorry guess i have to kill you now
deadpool- okay but im going to really miss me when im gone
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: HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
: Yup. I’ve got my sunscreen on and I’ve taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
: Oh, I don’t think you understand. You’re going to die here.
: I know! Carnivals always slay me.
: No. You are going to physically die… as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
: Riiiiiight… So do you have bumper cars here?
Arcade: Arrrgh!
: Yup. I’ve got my sunscreen on and I’ve taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
: Oh, I don’t think you understand. You’re going to die here.
: I know! Carnivals always slay me.
: No. You are going to physically die… as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
: Riiiiiight… So do you have bumper cars here?
Arcade: Arrrgh!
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Dp: The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.
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